Comedy Central Stand-Up
Рівень C1· 106 слів
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Guys, have you ever woken up with an erection? And then you realize you're just in a massage chair at Brookstone.
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[music] >> And then you yell out, "I'll take it." >> [music] >> I have sinus problems and it's I'm Greek and I have sinus problems and uh I know I know why.
My body produces feta cheese. >> [applause]
>> It's not really a joke, it's just a fact. Allow me to open up.
>> [music] >> Have you ever been so drunk that you wet the bed? >> [laughter] >> And I don't mean you're you're sleeping in it, you're just standing over PISSING ON IT.
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>> I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES AND UH I WAS THERE ON THE WALK OF FAME. And I'd been drinking that night. [music] And I just got a henna tattoo that said forever.
>> [music] >> And I was making out with a squatter in front of Ripley's Believe It or Not.
>> [sighs] >> Like I said, I was drinking. By the way, you know that you have a drinking problem [music] when the bartender knows your name.
And you've never been to that bar before. >> [laughter] [applause and music]
