Fat Shamed By My Doctor | Ella Horwedel | Stand Up Comedy

I am so excited to be here. I even got some work done for the first time. Exciting, right? I got lip fillers, right? Yeah. Not not in these lips.

Jesus. [laughter] Could you imagine? No. It's a full Kardashian situation down here, right? Men say they want a woman with a fat ass and a wet [ __ ] Well, sorry fellas. I got a fat [ __ ] and a wet ass.

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>> [laughter] >> That's a disgusting way to start the show. [laughter] No, the the lip fillers are not going to age well. I keep gaining weight. I I gained about 40 lbs this last year and I gained weight cuz I was walking down the street and this old guy cat called me. He was like, "Damn, baby. I

bet you got a great personality. [laughter] Objectify me, you piece of [ __ ] Come on. No, I look good for a new mom, though, right?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Um, I'm not uh [laughter] just look good for No, I was hoping that the weight gain would go to all the good spots, you know, go to my boobs, go to my ass. That didn't happen. Okay. Went straight to my chins and my nipples.

[laughter] That's not what you want. We got big nips in Carl's bad. What are we working with? [ __ ] liars. I see some heavy naturals in the back. Come on. [laughter] Got an Areola Borealis out tonight.

No, I do have big nipples. They're medically significant. Uh [laughter] we're in the 90th percentile [laughter] according to my dentist. Uh, he's a good guy. [laughter] Very thorough. Uh, no. I don't like going to the doctor now that I've gained weight. My doctor's super judgmental. She body shames me

with facts about myself. It's rude, you know. [laughter] She was looking at my charts. She was like, "Oh, wow. Your BMI is 34.

You're obese." I was like, "You're a [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> She said, "Does obesity run in your family?" [ __ ] nothing runs in [laughter] my family.

HOW YOU THINK we got here? [laughter] She said, "Good news is you can drop an easy 30 lbs if you just quit drinking.

Bad news is [laughter] I don't drink." [laughter] Little presumptuous. [laughter] No. I went to my doctor to get a papsmear. Anybody else in the BDSM? No.